Post by __QueenLAURZ on Nov 17, 2004 13:54:55 GMT -5
OK let me explain the story first. See, I wrote this story- well, started it- almost a year ago and at that point, considering where I'm from (live in the UK where hardly anybody know the Wayans brothers lol), I hadn't seen every episode of the show. (I have now though hehe ;D)
Anywho, I thought this was an episode they hadn't done before, which is why I called it 'The last episode'. By the time I'd started writing it, a few months later I saw that episode, and realised my story wasn't so unique after all, and they'd already used the idea for an episode alredy. When you start reading you'll understand, I'm sure. But here goes. Hope you enjoy reading it. ;D
The last episode... a 'Wayans Bros' story!
PART 1...
"You know it's much quieter around here now Monique's gone," Dee said, as she sat in her usual place flicking through a magazine.
"I'ma miss her, you know," Marlon said to her.
Dee laughed and put down the magazine. "The only thing you'll miss about her is her booty!" she said.
"Yeah, true dat."
Then Damon and Shawn walked in.
"Careful guys, Marlon's got booty on his mind again," Dee told them, and she laughed.
"He's always got booty on his mind," Damon replied, "He just a horny freak!"
"You think y'all got it bad... I gotta live with him!" Shawn said to Dee and Damon.
Then a pretty girl with dark hair and brown eyes, and wearing a black top and miniskirt, walked in, and Marlon saw her and gasped.
"I'ma go get her!" Marlon whispered to Damon, and he walked towards her.
"The only thing he's gonna get from her is a slap on the head with that bag she's carrying," Damon said to Shawn, and they both laughed.
IN THE CAFE...
Pops was on the phone to the doctor.
"What? You cant be serious. A week? Well, thank you Doctor. Yeah ok. Bye."
He put down the phone and sighed to himself.
"Whats wrong Mr.Williams?" one of his customers asked.
"I have a week to live, thats what," Pops replied.
He walked out of the cafe and up to Damon and Shawn.
"Hey wazzup Pops?" Damon said to him.
Pops looked up at him and quickly smiled. "Nothing, I'm just great," he said, lying. Then he saw Marlon flirting with a girl and laughed. "What is up with him? He's always doing that," he said.
"Yeah I know, I swear that boy is part-jackhammer," Shawn said to them, and Damon laughed.
"He aint the little boy I remember him being," Damon said, "Before my lil brother was playstations and cartoons. Now he's all about girls and knocking boots with them."
"So were my brothers, dont worry Damon, they all like that!" Dee shouted down at him, and she laughed.
"Uh, boys, I have to tell you all something," Pops said to them.
"Yeah OK," Damon said, acting as though he wasn't listening at all.
Then Dee walked up to them and whispered, "Y'all better watch it... you know I got $10 to say that girl will hit Marlon with the bag she's carrying."
"Dee, it aint cool to bet $10 on my little brother," Shawn said to her, "You know I bet $20!"
"Fine, I'm in too, I bet he will get a date with her," Damon said to them.
"You dont know Marlon very well do you?"
"Of course I do, he's my brother."
"Well why are you saying he will get a date?"
"Are you scared I'm right, chicken boy?"
"Hey dont be callin me no chicken!"
Then Marlon walked back over to them, and he was smiling to himself.
"Why are you grinning like that? Did you find that Playboy magazine you wanted?" Dee asked him, and she laughed to herself.
"Uh, no, I'm still lookin for that... but I got a date!" Marlon told her.
"You did?"
Damon started laughing. Marlon looked at him as if he was crazy.
"Pay up y'all!" Damon said to Shawn and Dee.
"Are you gonna listen to what I gotta say or not?" Pops said to them all.
"Uh huh, sure Pops, whats up?" Damon said- acting more interested in the fact that he had just won the bet.
"Dont make me get my belt!"
Damon gasped and turned around to look at him, suddenly nervous.
"Now something important has come up, which means for the next week I'm gonna be staying with you at your place!" Pops said to them.
"You what?" Damon said to him.
"We're gonna be like one happy family again!"
"No offence Pops, but remember what happened last time you came to stay at our place?" Marlon said to him.
"Well that was then, and this is now. We'll be living together again. Aint it great?!"
"Good thing I'm only staying here for another week," Damon mumbled to himself.
If y'all like this story I'll post the other chapters later k?
\\~ Lauren
Anywho, I thought this was an episode they hadn't done before, which is why I called it 'The last episode'. By the time I'd started writing it, a few months later I saw that episode, and realised my story wasn't so unique after all, and they'd already used the idea for an episode alredy. When you start reading you'll understand, I'm sure. But here goes. Hope you enjoy reading it. ;D
The last episode... a 'Wayans Bros' story!
PART 1...
"You know it's much quieter around here now Monique's gone," Dee said, as she sat in her usual place flicking through a magazine.
"I'ma miss her, you know," Marlon said to her.
Dee laughed and put down the magazine. "The only thing you'll miss about her is her booty!" she said.
"Yeah, true dat."
Then Damon and Shawn walked in.
"Careful guys, Marlon's got booty on his mind again," Dee told them, and she laughed.
"He's always got booty on his mind," Damon replied, "He just a horny freak!"
"You think y'all got it bad... I gotta live with him!" Shawn said to Dee and Damon.
Then a pretty girl with dark hair and brown eyes, and wearing a black top and miniskirt, walked in, and Marlon saw her and gasped.
"I'ma go get her!" Marlon whispered to Damon, and he walked towards her.
"The only thing he's gonna get from her is a slap on the head with that bag she's carrying," Damon said to Shawn, and they both laughed.
IN THE CAFE...
Pops was on the phone to the doctor.
"What? You cant be serious. A week? Well, thank you Doctor. Yeah ok. Bye."
He put down the phone and sighed to himself.
"Whats wrong Mr.Williams?" one of his customers asked.
"I have a week to live, thats what," Pops replied.
He walked out of the cafe and up to Damon and Shawn.
"Hey wazzup Pops?" Damon said to him.
Pops looked up at him and quickly smiled. "Nothing, I'm just great," he said, lying. Then he saw Marlon flirting with a girl and laughed. "What is up with him? He's always doing that," he said.
"Yeah I know, I swear that boy is part-jackhammer," Shawn said to them, and Damon laughed.
"He aint the little boy I remember him being," Damon said, "Before my lil brother was playstations and cartoons. Now he's all about girls and knocking boots with them."
"So were my brothers, dont worry Damon, they all like that!" Dee shouted down at him, and she laughed.
"Uh, boys, I have to tell you all something," Pops said to them.
"Yeah OK," Damon said, acting as though he wasn't listening at all.
Then Dee walked up to them and whispered, "Y'all better watch it... you know I got $10 to say that girl will hit Marlon with the bag she's carrying."
"Dee, it aint cool to bet $10 on my little brother," Shawn said to her, "You know I bet $20!"
"Fine, I'm in too, I bet he will get a date with her," Damon said to them.
"You dont know Marlon very well do you?"
"Of course I do, he's my brother."
"Well why are you saying he will get a date?"
"Are you scared I'm right, chicken boy?"
"Hey dont be callin me no chicken!"
Then Marlon walked back over to them, and he was smiling to himself.
"Why are you grinning like that? Did you find that Playboy magazine you wanted?" Dee asked him, and she laughed to herself.
"Uh, no, I'm still lookin for that... but I got a date!" Marlon told her.
"You did?"
Damon started laughing. Marlon looked at him as if he was crazy.
"Pay up y'all!" Damon said to Shawn and Dee.
"Are you gonna listen to what I gotta say or not?" Pops said to them all.
"Uh huh, sure Pops, whats up?" Damon said- acting more interested in the fact that he had just won the bet.
"Dont make me get my belt!"
Damon gasped and turned around to look at him, suddenly nervous.
"Now something important has come up, which means for the next week I'm gonna be staying with you at your place!" Pops said to them.
"You what?" Damon said to him.
"We're gonna be like one happy family again!"
"No offence Pops, but remember what happened last time you came to stay at our place?" Marlon said to him.
"Well that was then, and this is now. We'll be living together again. Aint it great?!"
"Good thing I'm only staying here for another week," Damon mumbled to himself.
If y'all like this story I'll post the other chapters later k?
\\~ Lauren